Monday, August 21, 2006

KANK review in software engineer's view...

I got a mail of KANK movie review from one of my friend,who is working in software MNC...
1. The program *KANK* has not been built as per the FunctionalityDesign Specifications (script).
2. The director should have first created a proper Design Document(screenplay) and then begun the actual coding.
3. *AmitabhBachchan* is a powerful class with a number of methods andfunctions but it has not been effectively used.
4. *AbhishekBachchan,* a derived class of *AmitabhBachchan*, inheritsall the attributes and properties of its parent class.
5. *ShahRukhKhan* and *RaniMukherjee* are emotionally overloaded andgo into an infinite weeping loop every 60 milliseconds.
6. The methods such as *Songs()* and *Cinematography()* have beenproperly executed and produce fantastic results.
7. *PreityZinta* is an abstract class, which looks pretty but actuallydoes nothing.
8. Functions like *ArjunRampal, JA, and KD* pass NULL values and areredundant.
9. The program takes an unbearably long time to terminate? about 3hours and 20 minutes.
10. Overall, the package is not worth purchasing. You may opt forpirated copies, though.
....i think he watchd this movie in his working hours with pirated copy and he mixed his programing stuffs with karan johar.However,what a creative contribution to software&film industry!!

Sunday, August 13, 2006


It's Sunday, friends.
Stop working, and go out. Like playing? Go play. If you have kids, play with them. If your Dad or Mum is around, go talk with them. If you have a wife or husband, go kiss and hug her/him because you want to do that.
Do present and do whatever u wants. We Indians are naturally hard workers, but I’m encouraging to be lazy at least one day, Sunday!!
Stop working for money, organization, achievements, or for past or future, and or for good or crap!!!
Start working for u, ur mind, ur desires, and ur real interests…. and for present to prove your PRESENCE!!
Relish the osho’s words “Life is a festival, celebrate it“ by releasing worries hanging on your mind….

Friday, August 11, 2006

A Black ticket seller!!

Three days back I went to udhyam theatre to watch movie”thimuru”. After booking tickets I was waiting in front of the theatre for my friend. By seeing my gaze (!) and gestures a stranger approached me, thought me as a BLACK ticket seller….
Stranger: ticket irukka?
Me:enna thimura? (in Exasperated voice)
Stgr: aama thimuru-ku thaan…(film name also 'Thimuru'!!)
Me:??!!…………..(Blinking outside,Tittering inside!)

(Alazha irukaravungullukae intha gaethiya???)


I wanted to become a Lawyer…
They stopped crimes
I wanted to become a Painter…
They invented photoshop
I wanted to become a cook…
They invented ovens
I wanted to become a banker…
They invented ATMs
I wanted to become a Farmer…
They invented tractor
I wanted to become a Soldier…
They flew white flag
I wanted to become a writer…
They started to write porn books
I wanted to become economist…
India starts to develop
I wanted my brain unused…
Then I become ENGINEER.

(I can because I think I can…ok ok ithu ellam oru pollapaa-nu thaan kaekureenga, yes ithuvum thaan!!!!)

ZEN & FUN Masters…

Friends before going to read this blog, please empty your DUSTBIN, yes, I mean your BRAIN! The working procedure (in life lab) of our brain is as same as the dustbin, never mind whatever we feed, both intakes without questions. One more resemblance is, both dustbin and brain ends with ‘IN’. Ok coming to the point, the reason I asked you to empty your brain is a ‘ZEN story’. In this story, a university professor went to visit a famous Zen master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about Zen. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted. "You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup."So, please empty your cup, to take this FUN masters stuff!!
And this is my brand new original blog
So it’s a new world-it’s a new start…

In Bryan Adams words…

Here I am - this is me
There's no where else on earth I'd rather be
Here I am - it's just me and you
And tonight we make our dreams come true

It's a new world - it's a new start
It's alive with the beating of young hearts
It's a new day - it's a new plan
I've been waiting for you
Here I am...