Wedding is a treat for second hand acquirement.
Election special: Democracy is the government of the politicians, by the people, for the politicians.
Politics is for present, but politician families are eternity.
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking,
If two women agree on everything, you may be sure each one of them is spoiling others thinking.
I am a success today because I never had a girl friend and i didn't show the mercy on girls.
Better wear a condom than being a servant and security life long.
Having sex is like playing Table tennis, if you don't have a good partner, you need a good single hand for playing in own board.
You know we're using only 10% of our brains, do you know where we keep our 90% brains? It's in opposite genders inner-wear!!
*All philosophies in this post are fictitiously fictitious, none of this resembles with my life.